Moo Crew VIP Membership

Your Moo Mail just got VIP status.

For just $9.99/month, become a Moo Crew VIP and unlock extra perks every time you shop!

✨ VIP MEMBERS GET:

📦 PRIORITY PROCESSING
Skip the regular processing lineup! Your VIP orders get moved to the front so your Moo Mail gets packed sooner.

🎥 50% OFF ALL ORDER VIDEOS
Regular video? Half off.
Expedited video? Half off that too.
Every order. Every video option. While you’re VIP.

💬 VIP DISCORD ACCESS

Join our private VIP Moo Crew chat for early access announcements, sneak peeks, first dibs, exclusive updates & members-only fun!

💜 VIP-ONLY GOODIES & OPPORTUNITIES
Members may get access to exclusive products, special offers, surprise perks, member-only shopping opportunities, and other fun extras along the way.

All for $9.99/month.

If you’re already shopping MooStache, you might as well do it with VIP status. 🐮

THE FINE PRINT 🧐

Moo Crew VIP is a recurring membership of $9.99/month. Your membership automatically renews each month until canceled.

This is a membership, not a monthly subscription box. No physical product or monthly package is included with your membership.

Priority Processing: Active VIP orders are prioritized within MooStache’s regular processing queue. Priority processing applies only to MooStache processing time. It does not include expedited carrier shipping or guarantee a specific delivery date after your package has shipped.

50% Off Order Videos: Active VIP members receive 50% off available regular and expedited order video options. Videos are optional and must be purchased separately. The discount applies to the video purchase only.

VIP Early Access: Early access may be offered for select events, drops, releases, or limited-quantity opportunities. Early access does not guarantee availability, purchase, or a reserved spot.

VIP-Only Perks: Exclusive offers, products, surprises, and other additional perks may vary and are not guaranteed on a specific schedule.

Membership perks are available only while your membership is active and in good standing and are intended for the subscribed member only.

MooStache may add, modify, or discontinue individual VIP benefits as the program grows.

Cancel anytime. Cancellation prevents future membership renewals. Membership fees already paid are non-refundable, including for unused benefits or partial membership periods.

Stay Curious, MooStacher.